[Filter: Ian]

Dear Ian,

If I punch Tarmon in the fucking face, I sure hope you're going to use all your princely powers to save my ass, because I've been here like two days and I can't even walk and it's already looking likely!

Love, Matthias.

[Filter: Public]

So, crucial update, I have my leg wrapped with like a league of bandages to help me not move it, which would be all well and good if not for how fucking itchy it is.

I may gouge my eyes out, and won't be held responsible when it happens. I'm just fuckin saying here. Dragons light and dark, have mercy on my fucking soul.